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   messageicon When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend, but now thanks to Facebook I have hundreds of them!
←Rate | 12-18-2018 22:45 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you touch your phone in the right places a hot pizza will arrive at your door!
←Rate | 12-15-2018 01:26 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.
←Rate | 10-02-2018 16:04 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your single and starting to feel a little blue about the coming Valentines day to make you feel better just remember that Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beaten to death with a club and candy and cakes will be 50% off the day after 😊
←Rate | 02-01-2019 15:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you want a sneak preview of the new IPhone 8 just look at your IPhone 7 and pretend it cost $999 more.
←Rate | 09-15-2017 00:24 by Moon Comments (2)  


   messageicon So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631
←Rate | 11-15-2018 22:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in Santa! but I'm not so sure if he believes in me?
←Rate | 12-13-2018 12:02 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just discovered that spilling hot coffee in your lap wakes you up faster then drinking it.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A word of advice guys, When a girl says "Aw that's that's very sweet of you" when you ask her out on a date what she's really trying to say is "Back into the friends zone with you!"
←Rate | 12-27-2018 15:12 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So how did Amish.com happen?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 21:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what facebook employees do to kill time at work?
←Rate | 01-03-2019 09:37 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googleing What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 01:01 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how the most romantic gesture you can make nowadays while on a date to show the person your with that your truly interested is done by not looking at your phone.
←Rate | 12-28-2018 10:50 by Moon Comments (1)  


   messageicon After owning my phone for almost a year I finally figured out how to make the fonts bigger, which will make walking easier.
←Rate | 02-06-2019 21:54 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?
←Rate | 10-04-2017 13:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes there's a very thin line between "I should share this on Facebook with all my friends" and "I might want to seek private professional help for this"
←Rate | 12-31-2018 12:48 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-13-2019 03:03 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:16 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just want to wish everyone a happy new year!....in case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
←Rate | 01-01-2019 13:50 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loving and all these Christmas photos you're posting of your families who look as joyous and festive as the family who came with a picture frame I bought a while ago, who I also don't know.
←Rate | 12-26-2018 13:21 by Moon Comments (0)  




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