Moon Funny Status Messages

   Besides my good looks, honesty, charm, witty personality and my incredible sense of humor I have to say that my greatest characteristic is my modesty.

   Like this status if you're the type of person who likes to carry all your groceries into your house in one trip, but then realize at the front door you have so many bags in your hands you can't get the keys out of pocket.

   When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend, but now thanks to Facebook I have hundreds of them!

   A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.

   Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.

   If your single and starting to feel a little blue about the coming Valentines day to make you feel better just remember that Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beaten to death with a club and candy and cakes will be 50% off the day after 😊

   if you want a sneak preview of the new IPhone 8 just look at your IPhone 7 and pretend it cost $999 more.

   So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631

   I believe in Santa! but I'm not so sure if he believes in me?

   It's not always the one that got away that troubles me the most, as sometimes it's the one that won't go away.

   A word of advice guys, When a girl says "Aw that's that's very sweet of you" when you ask her out on a date what she's really trying to say is "Back into the friends zone with you!"

   When I was a kid we used to keep our Facebook accounts secure with a lock and key we used to call a diary.

   The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.

   So how did Amish.com happen?

   I wonder what facebook employees do to kill time at work?

   The best sign of a intimate relationship are no pictures of it on Facebook.

   To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?

   I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googleing What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?

   Funny how the most romantic gesture you can make nowadays while on a date to show the person your with that your truly interested is done by not looking at your phone.

   After owning my phone for almost a year I finally figured out how to make the fonts bigger, which will make walking easier.