Moon Funny Status Messages

   When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend, but now thanks to Facebook I have hundreds of them!

   A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.

   If you touch your phone in the right places a hot pizza will arrive at your door!

   Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.

   if you want a sneak preview of the new IPhone 8 just look at your IPhone 7 and pretend it cost $999 more.

   If your single and starting to feel a little blue about the coming Valentines day to make you feel better just remember that Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beaten to death with a club and candy and cakes will be 50% off the day after 😊

   So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631

   I believe in Santa! but I'm not so sure if he believes in me?

   A word of advice guys, When a girl says "Aw that's that's very sweet of you" when you ask her out on a date what she's really trying to say is "Back into the friends zone with you!"

   The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.

   So how did Amish.com happen?

   I wonder what facebook employees do to kill time at work?

   The best sign of a intimate relationship are no pictures of it on Facebook.

   To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?

   I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googleing What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?

   Funny how the most romantic gesture you can make nowadays while on a date to show the person your with that your truly interested is done by not looking at your phone.

   After owning my phone for almost a year I finally figured out how to make the fonts bigger, which will make walking easier.

   Sometimes there's a very thin line between "I should share this on Facebook with all my friends" and "I might want to seek private professional help for this"

   Just discovered that spilling hot coffee in your lap wakes you up faster then drinking it.

   I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?