Moon Funny Status Messages

   If where you live doesn't have numbers on it you really need to address that.

   Besides my good looks, honesty, charm, witty personality and my incredible sense of humor I have to say that my greatest characteristic is my modesty.

   A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.

   When I was a kid, selfies used to be called narcissism.

   Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.

   if you want a sneak preview of the new IPhone 8 just look at your IPhone 7 and pretend it cost $999 more.

   If your single and starting to feel a little blue about the coming Valentines day to make you feel better just remember that Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beaten to death with a club and candy and cakes will be 50% off the day after 😊

   So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631

   When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend, but now thanks to Facebook I have hundreds of them!

   Now it's too hot out to take the Christmas lights down.

   I believe in Santa! but I'm not so sure if he believes in me?

   When I was a kid we used to keep our Facebook accounts secure with a lock and key we used to call a diary.

   I think I might have spent a quarter of my life just staring into the refrigerator.

   A word of advice guys, When a girl says "Aw that's that's very sweet of you" when you ask her out on a date what she's really trying to say is "Back into the friends zone with you!"

   Funny how the most romantic gesture you can make nowadays while on a date to show the person your with that your truly interested is done by not looking at your phone.

   After owning my phone for almost a year I finally figured out how to make the fonts bigger, which will make walking easier.

   Word of advice guys. When a girl says "Awe thanks, that's so sweet of you" take a hint as what she's really trying to say is "Back to the friendzone with you!"

   Just once in my life I'd like to finish a project as easily as they make it seem in the how to YouTube videos.

   So how did Amish.com happen?

   The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.