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   messageicon If where you live doesn't have numbers on it you really need to address that.
←Rate | 11-29-2019 22:29 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Besides my good looks, honesty, charm, witty personality and my incredible sense of humor I have to say that my greatest characteristic is my modesty.
←Rate | 06-16-2019 14:29 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.
←Rate | 10-02-2018 16:04 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, selfies used to be called narcissism.
←Rate | 06-17-2019 11:06 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.
←Rate | 02-22-2019 21:43 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you want a sneak preview of the new IPhone 8 just look at your IPhone 7 and pretend it cost $999 more.
←Rate | 09-15-2017 00:24 by Moon Comments (2)  


   messageicon If your single and starting to feel a little blue about the coming Valentines day to make you feel better just remember that Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beaten to death with a club and candy and cakes will be 50% off the day after 😊
←Rate | 02-01-2019 15:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631
←Rate | 11-15-2018 22:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend, but now thanks to Facebook I have hundreds of them!
←Rate | 12-18-2018 22:45 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now it's too hot out to take the Christmas lights down.
←Rate | 06-28-2019 19:49 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in Santa! but I'm not so sure if he believes in me?
←Rate | 12-13-2018 12:02 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid we used to keep our Facebook accounts secure with a lock and key we used to call a diary.
←Rate | 05-27-2019 01:13 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I might have spent a quarter of my life just staring into the refrigerator.
←Rate | 11-30-2019 01:31 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A word of advice guys, When a girl says "Aw that's that's very sweet of you" when you ask her out on a date what she's really trying to say is "Back into the friends zone with you!"
←Rate | 12-27-2018 15:12 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how the most romantic gesture you can make nowadays while on a date to show the person your with that your truly interested is done by not looking at your phone.
←Rate | 12-28-2018 10:50 by Moon Comments (1)  


   messageicon After owning my phone for almost a year I finally figured out how to make the fonts bigger, which will make walking easier.
←Rate | 02-06-2019 21:54 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Word of advice guys. When a girl says "Awe thanks, that's so sweet of you" take a hint as what she's really trying to say is "Back to the friendzone with you!"
←Rate | 06-13-2019 11:36 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once in my life I'd like to finish a project as easily as they make it seem in the how to YouTube videos.
←Rate | 06-14-2019 11:49 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So how did Amish.com happen?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 21:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-13-2019 03:03 by Moon Comments (0)  




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