Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon walking on sunshine.
←Rate | 08-18-2008 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.
←Rate | 08-17-2008 06:43 by Ade Comments (0)  


   messageicon the epitome of excellence.
←Rate | 08-14-2008 09:14 by Tabetha Deaton Comments (0)  


   messageicon knew the aliens would let him go sometime.
←Rate | 08-10-2008 17:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon melting in your mouth not in your hands
←Rate | 08-10-2008 16:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sick and tired of always being sick and tired!
←Rate | 08-10-2008 02:14 Comments (1)  


   messageicon [censored]
←Rate | 08-09-2008 22:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."
←Rate | 08-09-2008 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now available without a prescription
←Rate | 08-09-2008 00:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon fresh out of witty sarcasm
←Rate | 08-08-2008 17:39 by Ingrid Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a handle on life but it broke
←Rate | 08-08-2008 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma
←Rate | 08-08-2008 00:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out of her mind and have gone to look for it.
←Rate | 08-07-2008 09:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "if your a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness you should not be reading his status. You should be home coloring."
←Rate | 08-07-2008 06:50 by George Comments (0)  


   messageicon silently judging you.
←Rate | 08-06-2008 17:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic
←Rate | 08-06-2008 17:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon textually active
←Rate | 08-06-2008 12:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
←Rate | 08-06-2008 06:59 by George Comments (4)  


   messageicon LOVING CAPS LOCK
←Rate | 08-03-2008 14:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in your boyfriends extended network.
←Rate | 08-01-2008 01:28 by Tinyindigostar Comments (0)  



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