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X Dear twilight fans : Please realise that cause Vampires are dead, and have no blood pumpin through them, they can never get an erection ! Enjoy fantasizing about that !!
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←Rate | 09-26-2010 17:18 by laurent p. | Tags: Approved , noads

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