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X Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection.
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# 32409 Dear twilight fans : Please realise that cause Vampires are dead, and have no blood pumpin through them, they can never get an erection ! Enjoy fantasizing about that !!
# 114799 If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires s*ck co*k? Oh wait, Twilight.
# 80225 Dear Vampires and Werwolves ..if your looking for virgins just go to your local cinema today for a Twilight showing and you'll have plenty to choose from.

←Rate | 10-03-2011 18:54 by Pigpen1961 | Tags: Approved , noads

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