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   messageicon You know your tired when your alarm doesn't wake you up straight away, instead it just blends into your dream
←Rate | 05-04-2011 06:56 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want a doorbell that makes the sound of someone knocking on the door.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 17:08 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Could I borrow your face for Halloween?
←Rate | 10-19-2010 14:28 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you heard about the new movie, 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet.
←Rate | 12-22-2010 22:07 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beware of Alphabet Grenades. If you throw them, it could spell disaster.
←Rate | 11-02-2010 12:55 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...
←Rate | 10-07-2010 11:18 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a dog once. Named him Stay. "Come here, Stay." He's insane now.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 15:34 by Thrasher Comments (2)  


   messageicon When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead
←Rate | 09-03-2010 08:35 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Necrophilia, puts the fun in funeral
←Rate | 10-19-2010 09:54 by Thrasher Comments (0)  



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