Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon doing what her rice crispies tell her to....
←Rate | 11-05-2008 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon having delusions of adequacy
←Rate | 11-05-2008 13:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...
←Rate | 11-04-2008 18:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwing away happy tissues
←Rate | 11-01-2008 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.
←Rate | 11-01-2008 11:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon frickin awesome! 'Nough Said.
←Rate | 10-31-2008 07:33 by Eds Comments (0)  


   messageicon statusless.
←Rate | 10-31-2008 07:29 by Eds Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason for reason
←Rate | 10-31-2008 04:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ
←Rate | 10-30-2008 12:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii
←Rate | 10-30-2008 07:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not your daddy
←Rate | 10-29-2008 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon an escaped mental patient with a history of violence
←Rate | 10-29-2008 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon have sex not children
←Rate | 10-29-2008 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M.I.A
←Rate | 10-29-2008 20:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon pities the fool
←Rate | 10-29-2008 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?
←Rate | 10-29-2008 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon surrounded by incompetence.
←Rate | 10-28-2008 20:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon got the power
←Rate | 10-28-2008 19:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon aware of how pathetic you actually are!
←Rate | 10-28-2008 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing at your pictures
←Rate | 10-27-2008 16:48 Comments (0)  



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