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   messageicon Thanks to procrastination, my schedule is always full.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 16:22 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards. **snaps fingers** Mmm Hmmm You Go Girl!!
←Rate | 11-23-2010 01:54 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon I rarely get distracted, but the other . . . .brb.
←Rate | 09-20-2010 16:39 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to 9 empty traps, today's planned Iron Chef Reindeer Challenge will be postponed.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 20:58 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Better open some windows. I just ate "weapons grade" chilli!
←Rate | 01-22-2011 02:34 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon How ironic. Mark Zuckerberg (facebook creator) is Time Man of the Year. And Facebook is the thing that takes all our time!
←Rate | 12-16-2010 15:02 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon String theory is the basis of our universe?? So, God made us in a macramé class??
←Rate | 01-20-2011 04:34 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surely he's not dead! He is. And stop calling me Shirley. R.I.P. Leslie Neilsen.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 03:31 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon **chokehold, spin, slam to the floor** Hello Wednesday!!
←Rate | 09-28-2010 14:53 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't be bothered going to his Apathy Support Group today...
←Rate | 11-20-2010 22:12 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


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