Funny Status Message #32591
X Thank God pistachios have those shells to slow me down because the only thing stopping me from eating twelve pounds of them is that there aren't enough hours in the day.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 206937 By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
- # 123217 would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells.
- # 21074 wonders if the neighbors realize just how slow their Internet is...geezus I've been trying to watch 48 hours mystery for the last 2 hours!
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
