Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Some people should come with subtitles.
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10-03-2010 22:00 by BEGO
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Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......
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10-03-2010 21:58 by BEGO
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You failed me when I needed you the most... stupid cell phone!!
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10-03-2010 21:56 by BEGO
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I wish my homework was asexual, so it would do itself.
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10-03-2010 21:23
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When I was little I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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10-03-2010 20:51 by imru
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likes his women like he likes his whiskey...15 years old and mixed with coke
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10-03-2010 20:50
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Never apologised for what you feel it's like saying sorrry 4 being real!
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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10-03-2010 20:13 by Wolfie
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I'm gonna check out The Social Network, except I'm not gonna actually watch the movie. I'm gonna just check out everybody while they are watching the movie.
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10-03-2010 19:35 by geez
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I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get off the couch or I'll die.
How are babies not self-consciousness of their thighs?
Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE.
Of all the unsolved mysteries, I wonder why we must stop talking to be able to start peeing.
Take a lesson from the weather. Learn to be talked about without responding.
I recognize three out of the fifty ingredients listed here. This is food, right? I'll eat it, but I'll never understand it.
The postage is outrageous on these mail order brides!
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
I wonder how long I can keep telling my kids I'm gunna call Santa..
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10-03-2010 17:05 by Wolf
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waiting for the boring weekly "hating mondays" statuses...btw, I'm gathering mondays to throw at you!
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10-03-2010 16:26 by Monday
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Sign language: it's very handy.
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10-03-2010 16:07 by Aaron
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