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   messageicon There's a fine line between tan, & looking like you rolled in doritos.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 04:41 by imru Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was little I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 20:51 by imru Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like somebody ate a bowl of b*tchflakes this morning.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 14:27 by imru Comments (0)  


   messageicon We were having too good of a time to worry about what would happen tomorrow.[Summer.oh10]
←Rate | 09-09-2010 16:01 by imru Comments (0)  


   messageicon - You gotta take some chances, You gotta risk it all, You gotta close your eyes,` &jump'; 'cause it might be worth the fall..
←Rate | 09-16-2010 15:52 by imru Comments (0)  

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