trump Funny Status Messages

   The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...

   In all fairness - now that President Obama has shown his long form birth certificate... He should demand Trump to show that his hair is real and to prove it or just finally shut up!! As he's starting to sound crazier than Charlie Sheen!! Winning

   What kind of president would Donald Trump be? A combination of George Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Bernie Madoff.

   heard Barack Obama is demanding to see Donald Trump's death certificate.

   thinks Donald Trump needs to produce a birth certificate for that thing living on his head.

   thinks Mr. Trump should ask a more important question next time around like... "Where is Osama Bin Laden?" or better yet, I'm waiting for Obama to ask Trump if his hair is real and to prove it! JUST SAYIN'

   BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...

   President Obama should of shoved his birth certificate up Donald Trump's @ss

   NYTimes: If Trump runs in '12, NBC might cancel "Celebrity Apprentice." He just got my vote

   Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.

   The roast of Donald Trump wouldve been alot funnier with Greg Giraldo mixed in there I loved his jokes on the previous ones.... R.I.P Greg

   I think the "Situation" should be renamed "Regurgitation" after he stunk up the Donald Trump roast!.

   watching the Situation's comedy routine on Trump's Roast.. more like The Cancelation.

   So Donald Trump is looking to run for president in 2012. I'd vote for him just to watch him tell Obama he's fired ;>)

   pays tribute to Mickey Mouse who will turn 82 years old this year. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head....

   Mickey Mouse is now 81 years old. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head.