Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If you're not wearing green right now, shuffle your feet on the carpet and touch the screen to receive your "virtual pinch".
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03-17-2011 11:11 by JRF
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Drinking green beer makes you no more Irish, than drinking tiger's blood makes you a blubbering, coked-out douchebag….oh….wait….
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03-17-2011 10:53 by M.A.C.
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I can't tell if its the acid I dropped or the green beer I've been drinking since 12:30 a.m., but there are Leprechauns everywhere!! HAPPY PAT'S DAY LASSIES!!!
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03-17-2011 10:49
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just recieved a letter in the mail from Jerry Springer asking me to be a guest on his show.... This cant be good
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03-17-2011 10:39 by thedude
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Thx Burger King breakfast for letting me experience Prison Food!
McDonalds is growing up! They dumped Ronald and I hear they are planning to add an adult toy to their value meals.
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03-17-2011 10:33
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The difference between St. Patrick's Day and Black History Month, is that on St. Patrick's Day....people want to pretend they are Irish....
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03-17-2011 10:26
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Happy Leprechaun Appreciation Day!
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03-17-2011 10:14
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You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
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03-17-2011 10:06 by BEGO
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Without Facebook, I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday. ツ
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03-17-2011 10:04 by BEGO
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thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
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03-17-2011 10:02 by BEGO
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Here's something that could revolutionize St. Patrick's Day -- green Pepto-Bismol.
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03-17-2011 10:01 by jrbirk
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Happy St Patrick's Day, the day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish -- they pretend they're sober.
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03-17-2011 10:00 by jrbirk
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kiss me I'm Irish, and slip me some tongue cause I think there's a lil french in there too
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03-17-2011 09:58
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Follow your dreams......except those weird ones!
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03-17-2011 09:40
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May the road stay straight when the driving is up to you May you not get pulled over after you have thrown back a few May the sun rise and not find you still flat on you face And may the rain hold off until you can crawl into your place Cheers.
A Gingerbread man is a perfect man, he's cute, he's sweet & if he gives you any crap, you can bite his head off,
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03-17-2011 09:08
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just smacked someone with a book in the face. When they started getting angry, I just told them that I Facebooked 'em.
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03-17-2011 08:25 by Genna
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Google search the word "BLAP" & have a laugh!!!
how can you tell a japanese prostitute from the others?..she is the one in the fish nets
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03-17-2011 08:06
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