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has heard that love makes the world go round... but so does tequila!
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02-25-2010 19:15 by GirlX
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Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
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08-28-2013 13:00 by M
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I'm bored. Who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better?
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02-26-2013 11:41
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can't seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
Day 12.. I haven't eaten apple in a week,, the doctors are slowly getting thru the barricade, I won't last very long, tell my family I love em
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04-21-2015 21:29 by snotty
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Dear kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents love, Wikileaks
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12-23-2010 05:17
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Someone once said, “Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” So, I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!
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04-13-2014 16:00
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The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
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05-12-2010 09:45
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I love Pandas, They're so chill. They're like "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm white, Black, & Asian..."
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05-11-2011 14:16
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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
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01-31-2011 18:02 by Will
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I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after
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04-29-2017 07:00
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I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
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05-06-2016 05:13
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My new girlfriend said a small d*ck shouldn't be a problem as long as we truly love each other. This was right before she showed it to me.
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07-27-2013 14:05 by Baddie
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Honestly, I love every single some of you.
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09-11-2010 09:01 by Aaron
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Respect to the women who loved us at our worst when we had nothing, women who patiently watched us grow from boys to men, helped us work for everything we have today, blessed us with love, support and loyalty and never asked for anything in return.
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12-06-2011 14:49 by Reuben
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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05-11-2010 17:18 by pailb808
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Don't you just love it when someone owes you money and posts that they just bought some luxury item for themselves.
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02-08-2011 11:44
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Love is a sacred thing meant just for two. But there's always that one slut who doesn't know how to count.
I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: "WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!"...
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08-03-2012 14:55 by Vitamin N
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I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
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04-17-2011 05:50 by flinnie
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