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   messageicon No need to thank me for accepting your friend request. We'll both regret it soon enough.
←Rate | 08-13-2018 13:20 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect to the women who loved us at our worst when we had nothing, women who patiently watched us grow from boys to men, helped us work for everything we have today, blessed us with love, support and loyalty and never asked for anything in return.
←Rate | 12-06-2011 14:49 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: Life portrayed on Facebook maybe more screwed up than it appears.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 08:36 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think there is one thing both genders can agree on, neither one want Justin Bieber in their gender.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 14:53 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 08:07 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people just need a sympathetic pat... on the head... with a hammer.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 01:41 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon HER: "You are like my umbrella" HIM: "Because I protect you?" HER: "No, because you don't get me wet."
←Rate | 12-28-2011 08:06 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't be rocking the same pair of jeans for 3 straight days and claim you got SAWG.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 13:28 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life has changed for the better ever since I decided to let God take care of my problems and Karma take care of my enemies.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 02:56 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is FAKE one way or another. Whether it's their hair, their ascent, their boobs, their Gucci bag, their personality, or their smile.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 14:06 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some things just never change. You know that kid who used to steal your favourite toy only to break it and throw it away? Now he is the douchebag who steals your girlfriend, use and break her heart then dump her.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 01:24 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Are you asleep?” “No! I was in a comma, thanks for saving me."
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:07 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: If most of you lazy b@stards handled your business well between the sheets there would be fewer lesbians in the world.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 13:28 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people act like they love me and I act like I love them too.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 12:41 by Reuben Comments (0)  

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