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   messageicon has heard that love makes the world go round... but so does tequila!
←Rate | 02-25-2010 19:15 by GirlX Comments (3)  


   messageicon will be forever indebted to the person who creates a vaccine for stupidity.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 07:59 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon is putting out an APB for a large orange orb that gives off light, warmth and occasional melanoma. Last seen 10 days ago. Goes by the nickname "sunny." Call 1-800-4SPRING if found.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 13:21 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can clearly see a few people who ate a bowl of stupid for breakfast.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 20:34 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon can see through your clothes. Mood: disappointed.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 20:12 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon seize the moment! Remember all those people on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart...
←Rate | 03-02-2010 08:01 by GirlX Comments (1)  


   messageicon currently experiencing technical difficulties. Giving a sh*t will resume at a later time. Thank you.
←Rate | 02-27-2010 21:33 by GirlX Comments (9)  


   messageicon Best Facebook update yet: unfollow post. Because sometimes, I really don't care what 100 other people had to say about your post, I just wanted to leave a comment.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 17:14 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know, there's one good thing about Monday and it's...... hmm.... wait... let me get back to you on that.
←Rate | 04-05-2010 10:55 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon so over hearing about the religious quacks and Arnold. You are all giving me a tumah!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:38 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think life would be more fun with a "thumbs down" option for people like I have on Pandora for songs
←Rate | 03-09-2011 12:52 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: a place where people post passive aggressive things, rather than directly addressing the issue. If you think this is about you, well it probably is ;)
←Rate | 10-12-2012 13:48 by GirlX Comments (0)  


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