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   messageicon I love millennials. Their are so many parallel parking spaces they don't know how to park.
←Rate | 04-01-2018 20:42 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (1)  


   messageicon Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 21:01 by natemorales Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe it's the beer talking but I really love beer.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 09:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is short. Tell the people you care about that you love the them. But tell them in German because life is also scary and confusing...
←Rate | 03-05-2013 08:45 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in love at first sight, and love at last call.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 06:36 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love watching my girlfriend sleep. How her lips don't move and no words come out.
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone should tell Disney that a "true love's kiss" has WAAAAY more tongue.
←Rate | 12-12-2014 09:38 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love hearing “saw this and thought of you”
←Rate | 07-15-2014 08:55 by G Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love seeing the Australian news cause it's like they're from the future.
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love comes in all shapes and sizes. A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup..Coffee cup.
←Rate | 06-17-2015 12:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear facebook event invite: I'd love nothing more than to travel 1100 miles to see your half a$$ed band play other people's music in a bar that's filled with 4 people. DECLINE!
←Rate | 12-17-2012 22:37 by Bah Humbug Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think about making love every 3.14159265 seconds. I guess I’m pi-sexual.
←Rate | 05-25-2017 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romeo and juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can at least answer my text message.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 04:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd SOOO love to get back to reading Facebook updates about e-cards, what people are having for lunch, how they would love to hit the gym but that cookie looks so good, and how much they love their children but they sure are getting on mommy's nerves.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love morning sex....... Ok I love it anytime.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 02:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon MILF...Man I Love Fries.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 21:54 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is a thing for two...but there's always a slut who doesn't know how to count.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 16:07 by KR21 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just don't understand my next door neighbor. She keeps going on about how she'd love to be a contestant on a reality show, but she went mental when she found out I'd put cameras all over her house.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 23:21 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 11:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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