love Funny Status Messages

   Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.

   Maybe it's the beer talking but I really love beer.

   I love millennials. Their are so many parallel parking spaces they don't know how to park.

   I love watching my girlfriend sleep. How her lips don't move and no words come out.

   Life is short. Tell the people you care about that you love the them. But tell them in German because life is also scary and confusing...

   I believe in love at first sight, and love at last call.

   Someone should tell Disney that a "true love's kiss" has WAAAAY more tongue.

   I love hearing “saw this and thought of you”

   I love seeing the Australian news cause it's like they're from the future.

   Love comes in all shapes and sizes. A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup..Coffee cup.

   When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.

   Dear facebook event invite: I'd love nothing more than to travel 1100 miles to see your half a$$ed band play other people's music in a bar that's filled with 4 people. DECLINE!

   I think about making love every 3.14159265 seconds. I guess I’m pi-sexual.

   Romeo and juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can at least answer my text message.

   I'd SOOO love to get back to reading Facebook updates about e-cards, what people are having for lunch, how they would love to hit the gym but that cookie looks so good, and how much they love their children but they sure are getting on mommy's nerves.

   I love morning sex....... Ok I love it anytime.

   MILF...Man I Love Fries.

   Love is a thing for two...but there's always a slut who doesn't know how to count.

   Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.

   To all the women I've dated. If we have a secret love child together that you never told me about, just have them get me a giftcard for Father's Day. Thanks!