G Funny Status Messages

   I know a lot of women with A.D.D. (Attention Demanding Disorder)

   Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people.

   If you don't like the way I think, simple Unfriend me, as my day, life, won't stop because of it.

   Most people don’t realize this… But, you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone about it.

   search "google gravity" and then click "I'm feeling lucky"!!! :)

   I love hearing “saw this and thought of you”

   Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have big titties and a BIG booty! #Distractions