Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Unemployment is down, deficit shrinking, home values up, stock market thru the roof…so the right needs to make up some Scandals!!
"A Deficit... really? ... What do you mean we're overdrawn? .. can't be... I have checks left" -- President O'Bama
Why is the FONT so small on Facebook all of the sudden. I see the Republicans have started with their nonsense already.
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11-04-2010 17:58
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ell your wife her butt looks big in those jeans. Live a little.. Life is too short!
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03-02-2023 05:52
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Obama slogan went from " Yes We Can" to " Thought We Could".
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10-28-2010 01:20 by ILL
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We all know Obama isn't a natural born citizen, but did they have to send the obnoxious guy with the ferret on his head to tackle this issue?
How come when old people get free health care it is called something nice like medicare, but when everybody gets it they call it communism?
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03-22-2010 15:12
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Happy Earth Day. Please keep it clean. After all.... it's not Uranus!!!
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04-22-2013 15:05 by FLA PAULY
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Arkansas just passed a law allowing people to caring guns in church. If you need a gun in church, I don't even want to hear what you believe in for a God.
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02-11-2013 14:57 by K-Mac
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thinking men should come with carfax and a UPS label for an easy return.
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04-13-2010 20:10
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..believes so strongly in reincarnation that she's written a will and left everything to herself..
Dear Mario, I wested my childhood just to save your Girlfriend!
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05-14-2011 14:44 by VisHaL
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Regular a** (_!_) fat a** (__!__) tight a** (!) dumba** (_?_)
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07-12-2011 09:44 by Dopey420
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wondering if a bra is called an over the sholder bolder holder then what is mens underwear under the but nut hut?
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07-22-2011 20:39 by :)
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To the person who said "God didnt put tattoos" on Amy Winehouse, God didnt make haircolor either, but Ms Clairol isnt going to hell. Ignorant moron.
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07-24-2011 09:39
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our economy has Dow Syndrome
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08-04-2011 16:36 by levon
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#ThatMomentOfPanic when they realized he was really the son of God
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10-10-2011 19:40
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Me and my girl roleplay in the bedroom, she pretends she's Catwoman and I pretend I love her
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08-15-2011 05:25
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i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!
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08-26-2011 15:08
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I heard the black box was found. Oprah spread her legs for Dr. Phil.