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Did you know? When you say 'beer can" in a British accent you're also saying "bacon" in a jamaican accent.

←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:10 by April Comments (0)

the perfect body.......would someone please help me get it out of my trunk though, it's really starting to smell.

←Rate | 01-08-2011 14:26 by April Comments (0)

You want to look through my medicine cabinet? Fine. Just don't look through my nightstand.

←Rate | 01-31-2014 22:09 by April Comments (0)

I'm giving up sex with my husband for lent.

←Rate | 03-05-2014 13:22 by April Comments (0)

Talking to you makes my ovaries hurt.

←Rate | 10-25-2016 15:51 by April Comments (0)

bamboozled

←Rate | 12-15-2008 19:34 by April Comments (0)

You are a pain in the ovaries!

←Rate | 01-31-2014 22:01 by April Comments (0)

Decided to burn some calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire (:

←Rate | 12-07-2011 19:01 by April Comments (0)

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