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Apple/Google store just came out with a new app called "Find My I-plane"
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03-13-2014 15:35 by
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RESEARCH: Tin foil hat club. Too much time on hands club. Lives in parents basement club.
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04-22-2014 21:57 by
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If you can listen to Dire Straits "Sultans of Swing" and not play the air guitar, then you my friend have no soul!
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07-24-2014 11:03 by
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I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
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08-31-2014 20:22 by
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If I were a QB in the NFL, I'd throw the ball as far as I can on every play... And do lots of hip thrusts... And wear my cup on the outside.
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09-30-2014 18:16 by
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I've finally found Jesus. My turn to hide.
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12-04-2013 13:39
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Apparently a guy in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 is the limit fellas.
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12-18-2014 11:49
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I hate it when you are in the bathroom and there is no toilet paper and you have to ask the person in the stall next to you to come over and wipe for you.
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02-06-2015 10:17
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Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
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04-17-2015 13:27 by
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Just kicked a "the book was better" dude square in the nuts.
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09-11-2013 19:43 by
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Blue jeans are illegal in North Korea because they are a symbol of American imperialism.
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09-22-2013 02:15
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How come a regular order of fries is now about 6 potatoes but a ketchup packet still only holds 1/100oz??
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09-27-2013 13:52
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Lawyer: (n.) One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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10-08-2013 20:27
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Every Colt grows up to be a Bronco
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10-21-2013 10:31
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alone with my thoughts and 8 lbs of reeses cups and kit kats
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10-31-2013 16:41 by
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I called the Atheist Dial-A-Prayer line. No one answered.
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11-26-2013 13:31 by
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I guess properly inflated balls really do make a difference. Who knew?
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01-24-2016 18:43
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Americans, fear not. If Donald Trump wins the upcoming U.S. election, Cape Breton Island is ready to welcome Americans looking for refuge in Canada.
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02-17-2016 14:17
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The least I should get for paying all that money into 0bamacare, is a monthly update and photo of the person I'm sponsoring.
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03-14-2016 13:36 by
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My biggest spiritual accomplishment is that I'm voting for Bernie but am still capable of talking to a Hillary supporter like a human being.
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