Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Only Fat people follow KFC on twitter.
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10-05-2011 15:08
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If you think my wife is hot you should see my girlfriend.
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10-11-2011 11:48 by Jackbrass
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"If you are under investigation by the FBI. you should not be president -Donald Trump 7/14/16
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01-13-2019 11:39
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Here, put these floaties on your ankles ...
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09-03-2011 20:56 by JCGJ
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What is it with the color, black, that makes you think of hard-core violence?
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04-20-2021 09:36
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about to beat my di@# like it owes me money.
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03-25-2010 23:41 by JW
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Osama 0 - Obama 1
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05-03-2011 03:56 by O.M
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Press the F13 button to get a surprise! Yeah that's right ;-)
im no gynecologist...but I'll take a look ;)
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05-11-2011 21:12
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You use your phone as a flashlight at night and hit random buttons to keep it lit.
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08-28-2011 18:08 by Danmanz
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Boyfriend not calling you back? Send a text you're about to cut off all your hair. Ahhhh there he is!
Sarah Palins name is becoming so big, That she can no longer see Russia from her house.
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02-06-2011 17:13
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Lean pockets: for those of you who don't eat meat, but still like diarrhea.
at the Casey Anthony Abortion Clinic, It's NEVER too late...
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07-05-2011 19:05
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I think I'm gonna start texting random numbers saying "OMG, I JUST SAW YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!"
#ThoughtsWhileLosingVirginity.........."So this is what all the hype is about huh"
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06-05-2011 18:42
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I'm writing a book about cheap imported cars... It's a real Saab story.
In school days I used to hate that guy/girl who always reminds the teacher about tests and vivas
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06-17-2011 23:14 by darsh_7
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AT&T should make a commercial with the pink dress girl naked and say, hey tmobile where is your clothes? And the girl can say you bought it right off my back.
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03-21-2011 22:31 by Dopey420
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Will E.L. James' next book be called "Fifity Shades of Gay"?
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06-29-2015 10:26
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