Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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DOES TRUMP ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING besides watch TV, play golf and tweet? 
Atheists - 2 Harold Camping - 0
Hey! It's called facebook, a social networking site, NOT faithbook, a cram your religious beliefs down my throat site. Hiding!
Religion is a crutch for weak-minded people who can't accept reality
Am I being picky when I say "Please leave 'Christ' in Christmas"? I know it's a little thing, but, by writing 'X-mas' it seems to me that we are taking out the whole reason we even celebrate this holiday just to save a few key strokes . Just my opinion of
The bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range
gunna dress up as kanye west for halloween and go around telling people " ima letchu get back to trick or treatin in a minute but, barrack obamas daughters have the best halloween costumes of all time, of all time!!!"
n't making any New Year's resolutions. I'm still working on the ones from 2003.
I wish I was made up of 5 midgets, like a human Voltron.
YAY! I just won Australia's Next Top Model.... no wait, they was a mistake? How could this happen?
I befriended Tom from Myspace on Facebook lol
Going to go back in time and have sex with all the Golden Girls, and Angela Lansbery.
just got a painting of David Carradine and I hung it in my closet.
Penn State University.......Pedophile U
You and your fat girlfriend standing next to each other looking like the number 10
................................................................U know when guys pee and they shake their pen!s for that last drop? ..............................................That's how much gas I got for 2 dollars.
A new drug has been developed for lesbi@ns with depression. It's called "Trycoxagain"
Q: why do military men wear uniforms at their weddings??.... A: to be prepared for "The Battle" afterwords...
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"Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.” (Galatians 6:7) 