Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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DOES TRUMP ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING besides watch TV, play golf and tweet?
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03-22-2017 07:48
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Atheists - 2 Harold Camping - 0
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05-23-2011 19:32
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Hey! It's called facebook, a social networking site, NOT faithbook, a cram your religious beliefs down my throat site. Hiding!
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02-16-2010 14:28 by Pineapple
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Religion is a crutch for weak-minded people who can't accept reality
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04-19-2014 17:02
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Am I being picky when I say "Please leave 'Christ' in Christmas"? I know it's a little thing, but, by writing 'X-mas' it seems to me that we are taking out the whole reason we even celebrate this holiday just to save a few key strokes . Just my opinion of
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12-16-2010 09:32
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Get an education. Global warming/climate change is indicated by extremes. Unusual, extrem heat waves, droughts, hurricane season, sunamus, tornadoes, cold weather systems, blizzards, etc.
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12-14-2013 17:09
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The bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range
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12-10-2011 11:10
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gunna dress up as kanye west for halloween and go around telling people " ima letchu get back to trick or treatin in a minute but, barrack obamas daughters have the best halloween costumes of all time, of all time!!!"
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09-17-2009 16:23
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n't making any New Year's resolutions. I'm still working on the ones from 2003.
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01-02-2011 21:02
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I wish I was made up of 5 midgets, like a human Voltron.
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01-21-2011 02:43 by ~heZz~
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YAY! I just won Australia's Next Top Model.... no wait, they was a mistake? How could this happen?
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09-30-2010 04:03
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I befriended Tom from Myspace on Facebook lol
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11-27-2010 06:35
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just got a painting of David Carradine and I hung it in my closet.
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05-21-2010 16:33 by Leeferd
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The Duck Dynasty guys need to to look in their beards, I'm sure there's a few ducks in them...
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12-19-2013 17:49 by Lil-David
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Do you ever wake up and just say "nope" and then roll over and go back to sleep
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01-03-2014 22:59 by BEGO
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I'm just a regular guy, I boil my spaghetti one noodle at a time.
Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
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07-10-2015 21:05
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Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse...
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11-04-2014 09:56 by eengrms
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I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
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10-21-2012 08:10 by Huck
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Oven = Xbox for women.
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07-27-2013 18:18 by fadolo
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