Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   asks, "What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP!"

   Jesus saves... He must shop at Wall*Mart...

   Diarrhoea; the gay guys' period

   It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.

   Ge out of Hell Free card! Jesus Christ is your only Salvation!

   Obama re-election: Beyond 'Hope' and 'Change' ... Now its 'Poverty and Debt'........

   If you wear two swim suits you can pee in the pool this summer-Dr.Fauchi

   Is it just me...., or does "Ebola" sound kind of like "Obama?"

   Religion is only for frightening children to obey old people.

   Licking pu$sy is like playing with the mafia: one wrong move and your in deep sh*t.

   Father's Day is the most confusing day in the Ghetto !!!

   Global Warming my half frozen ass!

   Dear Leviticus 19:27,..........Nobody cares.

   Remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics? Good times......

   For some reason, the press seems more concerned with "BIack Man Killed By Police", than "Police KiIIed By BIack Man."

   What's more unattractive to me than a woman who smokes? One who destroys her body with countless tattoos and piercings. Seriously, just stop. It's not sexy.

   Santa is a Democrat: 1. He sits on his butt all year long. 2. He has other people do all the hard work. 3. He then takes credit for giving away all the free stuff they made.

   Sarah Palin should also blame Obama for her daughter getting pregnant *sarcasm * Well her daughter is harder to pull out of than Iraq.

   R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"

   Congratulations to Michael Jackson on 4 years of sobriety!