Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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RIP Nelson Mandela, your 'I have a dream' speech touched me - Paris Hilton
my wife gets all excited when Colonel Angus comes over
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01-13-2014 13:20
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I'm gay
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02-02-2014 18:38
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I wear knit hats because its cold outside, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay
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09-20-2011 16:17 by migasjoe
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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03-12-2011 18:33 by Danny
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You know your a Packer fan when you consider your season a success by beating the 'Bears' and not by rings on your fingers
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02-02-2011 21:06 by migasjoe
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I just met you and this is crazy but I wanna see your titts show me maybe?
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07-18-2012 00:08
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Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, "This year we should try Greece." His partner looks up and ask him. "Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"
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10-16-2012 09:44 by M2k10
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Titties without nipples would be pointless!!
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10-27-2012 08:54
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♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫Sorry iv forgot the words :o)
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01-23-2011 20:53
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If the show is called America's Got Talent, how come Howie Mandel is hosting it?
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06-08-2010 17:38 by Joser
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We made Gingerbread Man cookies today, and I'm still laughing. My kids were acting out Shrek with them, and one was Lord Farquad: "I'm not the monster, you are! Now tell me where are the others!" The other was the GBM: "Eat Me!" Christmas with kids = win
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12-19-2009 19:01 by F
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The Lord works in mysterious ways...like when he sent that alligator to drag the toddler off, right in front of his horrified parents. It's all part of His wonderful, divine plan! How mysterious.... Amen!
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06-15-2016 13:42
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I was thinking....it's going to be really weird when Biden moves into the White House and has to share a bed with Trump because he refuses to leave
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11-07-2020 11:18 by ShannonS.
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Liberal = hypocrite. YOU: must do as I say ME: must do what feels good
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08-09-2011 03:42 by BB
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I slipped and fell on some black ice this morning.. at least I think it was black ice cause it didn't pay child support for its 7 kids by 6 baby mamas
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02-18-2014 08:07
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poor Gary Coleman...he lived such a short life.
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05-29-2010 12:08
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Man that Game of Thrones is a much better fictional novel series than the Bible ever is.
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03-31-2013 18:09 by Danmanz
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Right now, millions of people are mourning the fact that their President was born in this country.
When I was a kid I thought there was nothing cooler than riding in a limousine, but as I got older I realized you could also do drugs in a limousine...
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04-06-2011 00:40 by mm187
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