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X says The Lord works in mysterious ways...like when he sent that alligator to drag the toddler off, right in front of his horrified parents. It's all part of His wonderful, divine plan! How mysterious.... Amen!
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Wednesday June 22, 2016 @ 11:30 AM

If god created everything, he also created satan, which still means god is responsible, super goober.

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