Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
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08-12-2011 21:18
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To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR DAMN a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!
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04-15-2011 23:14 by BEGO
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Nobody is perfect, I am Nobody.
Teen pregnancy could easily be reduced if clubs had better lighting...
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04-25-2012 09:33 by SKoop
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Today marks the 98th celebration of International Womens Day... It only took them 240+ years to perfect the sandwich from when it was invented.
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03-08-2012 12:05
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Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.
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01-16-2015 20:05 by XX-FOXY
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Bruce Jenner comes out as a transgender Republican and trolls on both sides suddenly don't know how to direct their hate.
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04-25-2015 12:36
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One, two Freddys coming for you. Three, four better lock your door. Five, six grab your crucifix. Seven, eight gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again...
No matter what race you're, if you have an ounce of human decency in you, you should find Donald Trump to be a repugnant . A real POS.
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03-05-2016 00:40
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I'd like to get one thing straight....My Son.
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04-30-2011 08:56
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My son just told me a joke. So here it is, tell me what you think. Why do midgets laugh when they run?? Cause the grass tickles their balls.
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11-29-2013 09:46 by snotty
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Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro is reportedly a huge fan of President Obama and thinks he'd doing a great job. Boy, Obama hasn't had PR this good since the Rev. Wright was campaigning for him. Maybe he can get Gaddafi to say something nice too.
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11-27-2009 12:41 by tomcall
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Sexy,Single and ready to mingle!!!
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08-04-2009 23:56
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If girls are made of sugar and spice, how come they taste like anchovies?
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09-02-2010 02:40
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Obama was only elected so they could blame the black guy !!! mmm hmm <finger snap and head bop with attitude>
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09-17-2011 17:53
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just heard Weird Al just faked his own death.
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06-25-2009 22:14 by Scott T
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Religious girls are easy, once I convince them I'm god
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02-03-2010 20:01 by Kobrah
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If you are voting for Donald Trump for President in 2016, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it, you're an idiot.
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03-12-2016 14:50
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Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be starring on everyone's TV sets very soon
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07-12-2013 23:40
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S(he) (is) Br(ok)en.
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01-28-2011 09:35 by Seddy90
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