Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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asks how many tweets could tweetybird tweet if tweetybird could tweet tweets? Haha let's put some twists unto our tongue.
come on BP...Mary Ann or Ginger would have had this leak in the Gulf fixed without any help from the Progessor BY NOW!!!!!
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06-17-2010 16:28 by j Migas
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Trying to figure out how I got this headache...nevermind I just found a receipt telling me.
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08-30-2010 15:40 by FrankieJ
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Cancel my subscription, cause I'm over your issues!
kids learn from fairy tales. like goldilocks and 3 bears teaches us that you can sneak into people's place, eat their food, break their furnituer and sleep in their beds as long as you can run fast and you are blond!
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10-17-2010 18:34
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Seeking one-night stand... Possibly 2 because I have two lamps.
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02-09-2022 14:59 by MM
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"STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world
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11-09-2016 14:16
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Trump, Conway and Spicer have now been joined in the "Shameless Joke with No Credibility" parade by Mr. Nunes. Is there room for four stooges?
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03-22-2017 17:24
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Everyone is afraid for their lives, but I guess only cops can use it as a defense.
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05-09-2018 03:31
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I'd prefer to believe in Scientology rather than that stupid Q conspiracy.
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09-24-2020 09:05
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it wrong to write, "He owed me $50" in the funeral guest book?
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04-07-2021 06:59
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My wife thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.
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10-26-2021 10:56
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If the White House really wants to close Guantanamo Bay, why not just appoint Donald Trump its new CEO?
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06-26-2016 22:44
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Scott Baio speaks at the GOP convention on Monday and the creator of Happy Days dies on Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not.
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07-21-2016 00:15
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Don't worry about Trump, his supporters will still vote for him if he killed a baby in broad daylight with witnesses watching. So what The Donald loves to grope women?!?!
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10-07-2016 23:51
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Don't judge a a person on some crap that you heard about their past. If you wasn't in it then it's none of your business.!!!
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08-15-2011 13:55 by sozza
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Please don't wish me sweet dreams, I am diabetic.
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08-15-2011 14:01
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my "sleep number" is a 12.....pack
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08-20-2011 23:12 by oatmeal
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If you watch the looting videos in reverse, they are really generous people
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08-21-2011 10:55 by No Body
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I hate when a singer I can't stand comes out with a song that is UNLIKE them and I like it and don't even realize it is them. Then someone tells me who it is and it ruins the song for me.
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09-08-2011 22:22 by Paul
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