Funny Status Message #26136

X I'm putting out my own sex tape. Sure, it's only duct tape, but you can use it for sex too.
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# 182365 For the last time, it's called "Duct Tape"; not "Duck Tape." Now shut the fuct up already.

←Rate | 07-07-2010 19:41 by Leeferd | Tags: Approved

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