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I hope the one night stand was worth the free trip to TGI Friday's and the box of Whitman's Chocolates.
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02-15-2012 11:46 by
Judge Coe
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hardcore pawn...more like, when animals attack
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02-15-2012 13:28
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These American Idol constestants are going down more then a porn star at an orgy.
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02-15-2012 20:48
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For Mardi Gras i'm giving up beads.
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02-21-2012 11:13
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I will be running in a 0.25 mile run in support of people with attention deficit disorder (aka Kardashin Dash)
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02-24-2012 17:14 by
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Ive been to the good side. The cookies were stale.
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02-25-2012 21:41 by
Reznor
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Eating Doritos while copying out my new weights routine. I am a mystery wrapped in an engma dusted in florescent - orange fake cheese powder.
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10-18-2011 17:03
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How can I "Live Like Theres No Tomorrow" if there are freaking rules and laws?
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10-19-2011 00:38
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Let's face it people... Slow an Steady NEVER wins the race... Whoever came up with that quote...Is a idiot!
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10-19-2011 21:09 by
Seanathon
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Wow...there apparently is a front And back to male thongs.
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10-23-2011 19:58 by
Rob
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My favorite statement to hear from a person walking by: "Hey, sorry, my phone does wierd things to me"
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10-26-2011 09:58
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Poor Kris Humphries. The NBA strike won't allow him to dribble and shoot and neither will Kim Kardashian.
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10-31-2011 18:58
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If I'm ever resurrected after I'm murdered I'm going to be one vengeful b@stard.
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05-13-2012 02:55 by
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I'm not sure where I went wrong officer. I was only taught "left and right". Is there a blinker thing on here for wrong turns?
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05-26-2012 02:06 by
Marshall the Great
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Teens: being tired is one of your personality traits.
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11-17-2011 22:07 by
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OMG, I'm going to be so tired in the morning that I'm not going to be able to think...luckily I'll be at work.
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12-02-2011 13:33 by
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I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
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12-14-2011 06:34
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Just bought an artificial Christmas tree and the clerk asks me, will you be putting this up yourself? NO YOU SICK BASTARD!! I'm putting it up in my living room!
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12-23-2011 15:45 by
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Feeling self conscious? Just watch me "walk" on stairs! My bad knees makes newborn giraffes look like ballerinas.
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12-30-2011 20:45 by
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experiment...try a no gossip rule...see how long it is before they run out of things to talk about...
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01-03-2012 11:08
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