Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   So rude of the Hamilton folks to boo Mike Pence, they should've kept it classy and picked out a disabled person in the crowd to make fun of.

   I am still boycotting all Marvel movies until they release the much needed and long overdue 'White Panther'.

   "I'M NOT RACIST, I DON'T LIKE BIDEN EITHER!!!"

   ...To be Continued

   hungry like the wolf.

   feeling strangely happy.

   Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn't hot enough to be that much of an imbeciIe.

   Biden didn't beat Trump. Trump beat Trump by being a complete clown. He ruined all the good that he accomplished by opening his big flaptrap one too many times.

   Trolls used to live under bridges...now they work for the DNC and are on the internet.

   Trump suggests soldiers suffering from PTSD aren't mentally strong.. But EVERYONE knows the true sign of mental strength, is faking bone spurs to avoid serving in Vietnam.

   3 blondes comes across some tracks. 1st blonde "Its deer tracks!" 2nd blonde "No! Dog tracks!" 3rd blonde "No! Its bear tracks!" They were still arguing when they were hit by a train.

   How long does it take for an ejaculation to become mature?

   Payroll for 53 over-hyped players: $168 Million, Big a$$ stadium: $1.6 Billion, Getting the Superbowl to that stadium: $100 million Everybody knowing that you spent all that money and your team STILL sucks: Priceless : D

   wants to personally apologize for those that couldn't get their gifts from Santa: He died of laughter when I told him I had been nice all year......

   Sick of all these crap diets on tv here is the best 1 for ya stop shovelling junk food in ya trap

   Avanika Mote : What's with people wanting a "dislike" button on FB?? Guys, just don't click the "like" button on a post....Ain't that wayy simpler, much logical and less offensive?

   There's a huge debt crisis in Greece. Apparently they've got bills.........they're multiplying.

   The founder of 'Jews for Jesus' died today.. the funeral will be catered by 'Vegetarians for Meat'

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   Suppose I should get a girlfriend. Yep, I'm almost out of cologne.