trump Funny Status Messages

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   I'm afraid if Trump wins he'll leave us for a younger, prettier country...

   The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.

   Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.

   So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?

   It was fortunate that while investigation into Trump's wild claims took place, there was no other news to report.

   People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.

   Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?

   The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.

   I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.

   Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.

   Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money

   Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.

   I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!

   Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!

   So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?