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   messageicon Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:43 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was fortunate that while investigation into Trump's wild claims took place, there was no other news to report.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.
←Rate | 09-13-2017 06:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.
←Rate | 11-02-2016 17:09 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money
←Rate | 04-06-2012 21:02 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.
←Rate | 06-04-2016 14:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.
←Rate | 07-02-2016 14:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2016 11:07 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?
←Rate | 11-12-2016 04:46 by iceqube Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!
←Rate | 04-08-2017 22:39 by XXX Comments (0)  


   messageicon "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump
←Rate | 12-08-2015 19:16 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...
←Rate | 12-12-2016 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?
←Rate | 07-28-2017 06:46 Comments (4)  


   messageicon 319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.
←Rate | 08-03-2016 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .
←Rate | 07-18-2016 19:59 by @twitterwowreally Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol
←Rate | 10-16-2016 03:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 18:53 by M.J. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  



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