trump Funny Status Messages

   ... So .... According to his newly available 2013 tax return .... Trump paid only $40,000,000 in Federal taxes in 2013 ... A stark contrast to the $0.00 that the fake Propagandist News Media forces you to believe he paid.

   Rosie O’Donnell Announced she would not be wearing Ivanka Trump clothing brand. Don’t worry Rosie. They don’t come in your size anyways.

   The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.

   Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.

   So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?

   It was fortunate that while investigation into Trump's wild claims took place, there was no other news to report.

   Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!

   People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.

   Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.

   I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.

   Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money

   Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.

   I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!

   So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?

   Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t

   Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?

   "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.