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   messageicon I'm afraid if Trump wins he'll leave us for a younger, prettier country...
←Rate | 03-01-2016 22:24 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon ... So .... According to his newly available 2013 tax return .... Trump paid only $40,000,000 in Federal taxes in 2013 ... A stark contrast to the $0.00 that the fake Propagandist News Media forces you to believe he paid.
←Rate | 10-11-2016 17:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.
←Rate | 04-16-2018 10:49 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 22:58 Comments (2)  


   messageicon The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.
←Rate | 03-16-2018 00:25 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?
←Rate | 01-19-2016 19:40 by Vaterpop Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was fortunate that while investigation into Trump's wild claims took place, there was no other news to report.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!
←Rate | 04-08-2017 22:39 by XXX Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.
←Rate | 09-13-2017 06:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.
←Rate | 08-01-2016 13:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.
←Rate | 02-02-2018 18:19 Comments (6)  


   messageicon Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.
←Rate | 11-02-2016 17:09 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money
←Rate | 04-06-2012 21:02 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.
←Rate | 06-04-2016 14:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.
←Rate | 07-02-2016 14:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2016 11:07 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?
←Rate | 11-12-2016 04:46 by iceqube Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:43 by Mickey Comments (0)  




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