trump Funny Status Messages

   I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.

   So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?

   It was fortunate that while investigation into Trump's wild claims took place, there was no other news to report.

   People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.

   Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.

   I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.

   Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money

   Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.

   The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!

   If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.

   Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!

   So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?

   If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...

   Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t

   "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump

   It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!