friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Monday morning is the time we go through photos from the weekend and figure out what the hell happened. I swear that goat said he had ID.

   Conan O'Brien was on 60 Minutes this weekend . Jay Leno appeared 30 minutes in to take over due to 60 minutes "losing viewers and profits."

   Friday...the dirty librarian of the days of the week...she starts out all respectable but by 11 o'clock you know some crazy sh#ts going down...

   I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!

   's Words of Wisdom: Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend!

   Dear Beer,I forgive You for abandoning me during tough times during the week, I love You for coming back on weekend and will French kiss You, till sobriety do us apart!

   decided to burn some calories this weekend so I set a fat kid on fire.

   getting ready for May 21st (this Friday) which is Talk Like Yoda Day...practicing we should be, hmm?

   ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

   bye bye weekend! it was fun being with you! cant wait to see you next week!

   Relly hopes the weekend comes as quick as some of her exes

   Shrek beat Sex and The City at the box office this past weekend. It was quite a showdown between two very unique movies. One is about a hideous creature and all of it's friends, and the other one is Shrek.

   My plans for this weekend are so top secret even I don't know what they are.

   Went camping this weekend adn learned taht the longest journey begins with not looking at a map.

   Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you again...so is my liver, Cheers!

   eating carrots and watching porn. Something *seriously* went wrong with my weekend

   To those who do not believe that war is the answer... Please enjoy your "Independence Day". Heck enjoy the whole weekend.

   The Revolutionary War went on for like 8 years, yet we settle for a 3 day weekend? The founders would be so disappointed.

   super excited we got away from your parents this weekend...now if we could only lose your husband/wife....

   I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.