Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face

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   I think Bill Belichick is the perfect coach to develop Tebow into an elite clipboard holder

   10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.. Now we have like 50 million dumb guys still posting a bad joke over and over

   Great Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping and want to make it look like they're listening to music.

   Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed.

   ‎241543903- google it and tell me your not confused also

   If CN N told you the only cure of covid-19 is to jump off a bridge. Which bridge are yall going to choose...

   My concerns with anything having to do with the Royal Family ended in 1776.

   Michael J. Fox has friended and unfriended me 45 times in the last 30 seconds.

   Egypt is burning. Let them deal with their own crazies. It is none of our business. We have enough problems back here in the US.

   a Figment of your imagination

   It's VERY magnanimous of Donald Trump to only take $1 in Presidential salary,, $1 seems Very small,, until you realize that's it's still more than he paid in taxes

   over white knights on horses... Bring on the vampire in the volvo!!!

   A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.

   We'll take down our Robert E. Lee statues when you take down your Martin Luther King statues.

   Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh? ......Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Steve.

   If the world was a school, the united states would be the special class.

   I love Japanese noodles so much I'm gonna eat them the entire month and call it Ramendan.

   If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!