Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?

   Very hard explaining to a 4yo how paper beats rock. None of us likes it, that's just the way it is, but we accept it and move on.

   I feel most at one with my phone when I can see that it's desperately searching too.

   Thank you for the feelings, but I must politely decline.

   Just watched the Selena Gomez "Birthday" video and now I understand why terrorists exist.

   I just ate a pudding cup without a spoon (In case you want to lift me up like Simba and present me to your people?).

   Impartial. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

   I keep having this reoccurring nightmare where I wake up in the morning and have to go to work.

   First Lil’ Wayne has a major seizure and now Chris Brown? Someone is out to kill horrible musicians. It's quite elementary my dear Watson.

   The fastest way to get my son out the door on a school morning is to ask him if he wants a hug...

   My significant other is all warm and wet this morning..I love my coffee!!!!

   Life can sometimes be like photography… you need the "negatives" to "develop"

   Who needs Starbucks? My bar serves coffee.

   A quick and easy way to take care of a problem is to light it on fire.

   People who live in glass houses must really hate birds.

   Tip #12 for Halloween: Dont go dress-up as a toilet and walk in a bar when it just happened to be nickle beer night.

   Crazy how music speaks when words can't...

   a few more days! and all the "political" animals will go back to hibernation for another 4 years and we will have you our sit3 back!

   God created pollsters to make astrologers look accurate

   and Reason 3 why Florida still has no color,,,,You cant just predict anything in Florida, not the Weather, not the Casey Anthonys/Zimmerman or any Court cases... and definitely not the Elections running smoothly!