Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says I see your creepiness level and raise you a disappearing act.
X Do dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa?
X I wonder if everyone who pays 2 dollars to buy a bottle of Evian realize that backwards it spells naive
X I find it hilarious that only one company makes the game monopoly
X I bet dogs are saying "Where is our damn Abraham Lincoln? We are tired of these humans thinking they own us."
X says You know who was hurt the most in this whole ordeal by name association alone... the residents of Sandusky, Ohio... And the American workers at Callahan Auto... they make the best parts money can buy...
X says Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!!
X is Gas is dropping...we must have secured an oil rig in the middle east...
X says May be we all should start a #RIPCharlieSheen trend. He'd be so drunk, It'll take him a while to realise he is not dead.
X is thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on
X is Jerry Sandusky is about to go from tight end to wide receiver.
X Am I the only mother***king one who doesn't understand a f***king word that Katt Williams motherf***king says?
X is Jerry Sandusky will go from this (__*__) to this (__0__) very very soon!
X is Maybe Sandusky should've faked his death like Joe Pa to get out of trouble
X Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad
X "Don't stop bereaving."..............Karaoke singer at a Japanese funeral..
X Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary
X France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white
X says HER: My dad thinks you're rude and inappropriate for me. ME: Screw your dad, there's people on Facebook who think I'm funny.
X says It's not my fault you didn't read my warning label.