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X "Don't stop bereaving."..............Karaoke singer at a Japanese funeral..
←Rate | 06-23-2012 14:16 by snotty Comments (0)

X Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary
←Rate | 06-23-2012 14:18 by snotty Comments (0)

X France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:10 by Gil Comments (0)

X says HER: My dad thinks you're rude and inappropriate for me. ME: Screw your dad, there's people on Facebook who think I'm funny.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:24 Comments (0)

X says It's not my fault you didn't read my warning label.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:26 Comments (0)

X says You had me at "Restraining Order."
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:26 Comments (0)

X says You lost me at I had a yeast infection last week. Then I thought well she could make me a sandwhich
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:31 Comments (0)

X says Women have a problem for every solution.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:37 Comments (0)

X is Jerry Sandusky.....from Penn State to State Penn!!!!
←Rate | 06-23-2012 16:22 by MIA Pauly Comments (0)

X Like if you have used the reflective apple on the back of your iPhone to check and see if you have a booger hanging out !
←Rate | 06-23-2012 16:35 Comments (0)

X Today Sandusky means "child molester" Not long from now it will mean "sombody's biach"
←Rate | 06-23-2012 17:02 Comments (0)

X is Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"
←Rate | 06-23-2012 17:03 by fadolo Comments (0)

X If I ever get off this couch, I'll be unstoppable
←Rate | 06-23-2012 17:23 Comments (0)

X Girls FB Account: 47 Friend Requests, 17 Messages, 31 Notifications..........Boys FB Account: 1 Notification.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 18:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)

X Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart.....Feel that?..That's called Purpose. You're alive for a reason. Make it count.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 20:24 by Danmanz Comments (0)

X i think my Facebook friends are starting to think somethings up.. just not the same funny site..
←Rate | 06-23-2012 21:55 Comments (0)

X I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:01 Comments (0)

X Sometimes I feel like people are just using me for my likes.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:04 Comments (0)

X The bigfoot post was awesome. Pay attention people, this is the kind of stuff we're looking for!
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:09 Comments (0)

X is On a scale of 1 to 10, how old do you think Sandusky's boyfriend is?
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)

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