Funny Status Messages for Facebook

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X Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad

X "Don't stop bereaving."..............Karaoke singer at a Japanese funeral..

X Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary

X France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white

X says HER: My dad thinks you're rude and inappropriate for me. ME: Screw your dad, there's people on Facebook who think I'm funny.

X says It's not my fault you didn't read my warning label.

X says You had me at "Restraining Order."

X says You lost me at I had a yeast infection last week. Then I thought well she could make me a sandwhich

X says Women have a problem for every solution.

X is Jerry Sandusky.....from Penn State to State Penn!!!!

X Like if you have used the reflective apple on the back of your iPhone to check and see if you have a booger hanging out !

X Today Sandusky means "child molester" Not long from now it will mean "sombody's biach"

X is Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"

X If I ever get off this couch, I'll be unstoppable

X Girls FB Account: 47 Friend Requests, 17 Messages, 31 Notifications..........Boys FB Account: 1 Notification.

X Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart.....Feel that?..That's called Purpose. You're alive for a reason. Make it count.

X i think my Facebook friends are starting to think somethings up.. just not the same funny site..

X I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok.

X Sometimes I feel like people are just using me for my likes.

X The bigfoot post was awesome. Pay attention people, this is the kind of stuff we're looking for!