Funny Status Message #102651

X For as little as $1 a day,,,, You can feed a family of 5 ducks chunks of bread down at your local pond.
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# 111621 I'm taking my kids to see their mother today. Actually, we're going to feed some ducks but I'm sure her rotting body is still in that pond.
# 180951 If there are three ducks on a pond and you shoot one how many would be left on the pond? None. The other two would fly away after hearing the gun shot.
# 22982 thinks that bread is to ducks as dollars are to strippers, ya feed one and three are waiting next in line..

←Rate | 06-10-2012 20:16 by snotty

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