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   messageicon Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 20:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...
←Rate | 04-22-2011 06:49 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs
←Rate | 04-03-2010 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a store that already has Easter decorations out
←Rate | 11-28-2013 01:51 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 10:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year
←Rate | 04-18-2014 00:04 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not big into Easter traditions, but I'm pretty sure drunkenly searching for an Egg McMuffin at this hour counts as Easter egg hunting.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 08:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 20:57 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Easter Yolks!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 07:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter
←Rate | 04-20-2014 06:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 20:53 by Texas Red Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
←Rate | 03-26-2010 08:22 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon How TF is Easter, April Fools, and Rent Due all on the same day?!
←Rate | 03-30-2018 12:06 by LaffnAtUSucka Comments (1)  


   messageicon contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!
←Rate | 12-15-2009 17:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only rabbit I like on Easter is the one that's plastic and vibrates
←Rate | 04-20-2014 13:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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