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   messageicon looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs
←Rate | 04-03-2010 13:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 15:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter
←Rate | 04-20-2014 06:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw a store that already has Easter decorations out
←Rate | 11-28-2013 01:51 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 10:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 20:57 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year
←Rate | 04-18-2014 00:04 by wayneh Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not big into Easter traditions, but I'm pretty sure drunkenly searching for an Egg McMuffin at this hour counts as Easter egg hunting.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 08:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter Yolks!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 07:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 20:53 by Texas Red Comments (0)  

   messageicon contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!
←Rate | 12-15-2009 17:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
←Rate | 03-26-2010 08:22 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only rabbit I like on Easter is the one that's plastic and vibrates
←Rate | 04-20-2014 13:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.
←Rate | 04-15-2017 02:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am only going to say this once. I want the video involving me, the Cadbury Bunny and the marshmallow Peeps returned to me by tomorrow. No questions asked.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 19:16 by minnie haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 15:49 by gil Comments (4)  

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