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   messageicon I'm starting to think Trump vs Hillary is because someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly, and know where living in a future that was never meant to be
←Rate | 10-03-2016 05:57 by unknown comic Comments (2)  

   messageicon * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,
←Rate | 06-19-2018 00:00 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Mickey Mouse is now 81 years old. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head.
←Rate | 11-22-2009 01:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon LITTLE KNOWN FACT: If you stamp on Trump's foot,, his hair pops straight up like a trash can lid.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 15:37 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon .... Isn't it curious that the main stream media has now already spent more time investigating and covering Melania Trump's "Plagiarism" than they have investigating and covering Hillary Clinton's entire "Email Scandal!!!!"
←Rate | 07-20-2016 12:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)
←Rate | 11-11-2016 10:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2018 15:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 09:59 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump says he's only taking $1.00 a year as President. We could have had Hillary for $.77
←Rate | 11-17-2016 00:50 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Really hoping Donald Trump wins the 2020 Olympic fencing competition.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 13:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....
←Rate | 03-04-2016 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump's hair sees its shadow NBC gets 6 more seasons of celebrities pretending to respect him.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 16:12 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka
←Rate | 11-08-2016 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just admit it you're acting like a baby! You're just mad because I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY!!! -Trump
←Rate | 10-12-2017 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon noticed that on the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk........
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Meanwhile the Kardashians are busy corrupting our young girls more than Trump and the Clintons put together. We need to take back some moral code in this country before it's too late...
←Rate | 10-10-2016 23:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex
←Rate | 09-28-2017 05:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds
←Rate | 11-09-2016 09:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm afraid if Trump wins he'll leave us for a younger, prettier country...
←Rate | 03-01-2016 22:24 by eengrms Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.
←Rate | 03-16-2018 00:25 by Jake Comments (0)  

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