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   messageicon Bill Gates made his name in software. Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media. Donald Trump made his in property. I made my name in Campbell's alphabet soup.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 09:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, If the media doesn't cover Hillary Clinton's emails because they say they are Private Conversations, Do they believe Donald Trump consented to have his conversations recorded and saved for future use by NBC? Just wondering.
←Rate | 10-23-2016 01:32 Comments (2)  


   messageicon All I am saying is if Donald Trump was really a friend of the Gay people, one of them would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.
←Rate | 06-23-2016 00:16 by Baddie Comments (2)  


   messageicon People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.
←Rate | 11-13-2017 08:40 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump has been under investigation for two years. None of his enemies has committed suicide.
←Rate | 08-14-2019 11:05 by GlimmerTriplet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone tried the new Trump APP its like Pokemon but instead your looking for Mexican's..
←Rate | 07-17-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If everyone that receives a fruitcake for Christmas donates them to the government, Trump can build the brick wall!
←Rate | 12-24-2016 20:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm starting to think Trump vs Hillary is because someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly, and know where living in a future that was never meant to be
←Rate | 10-03-2016 05:57 by unknown comic Comments (2)  


   messageicon The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 16:01 by BreannaSmith Comments (1)  


   messageicon Good Lord .... I find it ironic that the people are claiming that Trump will destroy America ..... While they go out and destroy America.
←Rate | 11-13-2016 01:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon LITTLE KNOWN FACT: If you stamp on Trump's foot,, his hair pops straight up like a trash can lid.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 15:37 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... Isn't it curious that the main stream media has now already spent more time investigating and covering Melania Trump's "Plagiarism" than they have investigating and covering Hillary Clinton's entire "Email Scandal!!!!"
←Rate | 07-20-2016 12:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)
←Rate | 11-11-2016 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2018 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really hoping Donald Trump wins the 2020 Olympic fencing competition.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 09:59 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump says he's only taking $1.00 a year as President. We could have had Hillary for $.77
←Rate | 11-17-2016 00:50 by boomtastic Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....
←Rate | 03-04-2016 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump's hair sees its shadow NBC gets 6 more seasons of celebrities pretending to respect him.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 16:12 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  




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