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Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant
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11-15-2009 21:48
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people.
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05-25-2010 18:21 by Mduduzi
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doing laundry. nothing says "I love you" like clean underwear.
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04-02-2011 19:59 by Destiny
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What I love most about my ex is that she is someone else's problem now.
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12-16-2011 00:44
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A picnic is a great way to see what all the foods you love would taste like if you added ants.
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07-07-2012 18:54 by K-Mac
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I was in a taxi on my way to work this morning when the driver said "I love my job. I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!" I said "That's really great, now take a left here."
I really love it when a hot girl winks at me with both eyes.
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11-27-2014 01:50 by Baddie
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I'd love to come to your holiday party and stare at my phone all night.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy stuff. And I love stuff.
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05-12-2015 15:52
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Dear Today, thank you for trying. I'm glad you're almost over. Love, X
I think you should fall in love with a terrible person and complain about it on the Internet for years.
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07-03-2013 04:17
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Chocolate contains 'phenylethylamine'. That's the same natural chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. And you wonder why women like chocolate.
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02-11-2013 01:27 by Danmanz
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I love Facebook, it makes me feel kinda normal after reading about all of YOUR problems. Thanks people, and thank you Facebook...
People say the hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Around here the hardest thing to do is replace the empty toilet paper roll and put your dishes in the dishwasher.
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10-05-2011 22:01 by CDizzle
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For Halloween I'm going as laundry, women love doing laundry.
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10-20-2011 15:42 by Pig Benis
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To those that manufacture and market tight, thin yoga pants to fit college girls; I love you man.
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09-20-2013 13:46
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I used to love hungary-hungary hippo..... what other game lets you slap somthing on the butt to open it's mouth and swallow balls?
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03-07-2010 11:41
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Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day!! <HATE
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02-14-2012 07:04 by Reznor
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What if love was like volleyball... all you have to do is call 'MINE!' and everyone else backs off...
Nothing says “Good Morning… I Love You!” like morning sex.
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01-03-2012 01:46
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