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   messageicon Just read a story in a magazine that a woman is claiming she was raped by an alien.. Big Deal!.. So was Lady Gaga's mother
←Rate | 03-19-2013 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're for gay marriage then you are also for hurting children. Kids need a mother and a father:not two dads or two moms. There is no arguing this fact.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 17:20 Comments (10)  


   messageicon If you always generalize about women, you're ugly, poor, insecure, or you might have grown up in your mother's basement. At the worst-case scenario, you've got a crap partner.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 00:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationship status ☐ Seeing someone ☐ Not seeing anyone ☐ Your mother is a wh*re ☑ SHUT THE F&CK UP, I'M WATCHING THE BATMAN TRILOGY!
←Rate | 04-06-2013 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!
←Rate | 04-14-2013 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wind just blew a plactic bag away from me at this table and down the sidewalk. "That one's on you, Mother Earth."
←Rate | 04-15-2013 13:38 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
←Rate | 04-22-2013 13:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 21:11 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its trash pick up day tomorrow and my dumb neighbor forgot to take out my mother-n-law!!!! Now i've gotta dump trash all over his yard again!
←Rate | 04-29-2013 03:26 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon time to buy a mother's day gift with my mom's money :)
←Rate | 05-06-2013 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Mother's Day I'm getting my mom a camera that will allow her to take less than 45 minutes to take a picture. If they make one...
←Rate | 05-08-2013 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeing my ex with a new guy doesnt upset me.. My mother taught me at a young age to give me used toys to the less fortunate.
←Rate | 05-10-2013 07:46 by nh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder what Emeniem does for his mom on Mother's Day ?
←Rate | 05-11-2013 14:05 by Redhotcigar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Mother's Day & Everyday to all the Moms out there.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 02:52 by Tmp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Maury I've only had to buy one Mother's Day gift for several years.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 07:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Half way to my mom's place for Mother's Day,,, only have about 3 more feet of digging.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 07:50 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently my wife and I weren't on the same page with what she wanted for Mother's Day. Who knew there was more than one kind of "facial"?
←Rate | 05-12-2013 09:05 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Moms: "Happy Mothers Day"! And to all the Dads: "Happy Sunday.. Mother Fu€Kers"!!
←Rate | 05-12-2013 11:42 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am as nervous as Oscar Pistorius's mother on Mother's Day.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Mother's Day to all the teen moms who just released a back door p0rn video this week.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 18:34 Comments (0)  




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