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   messageicon Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon read that Pat Robertson claims all the snow on the East Coast is God punishing them for Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 10:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .
←Rate | 09-06-2013 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
←Rate | 12-25-2013 14:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter storm named Grayson sounds like it should be wearing a tweed jacket
←Rate | 01-06-2018 02:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if gasoline is based on supply and demand and a third of the Nation has been crippled by this winter storm, doesn't it only make sense that gas goes down in price for at least a few days?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 08:38 by digitalevolutiondj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 22:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 10:33 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throughout all this freezin weather and snow we have been gettin,all my mrs has done is stare through the window.....i guess if it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in !!!
←Rate | 12-04-2010 02:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.
←Rate | 01-03-2010 13:31 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 20:27 by Sudz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 17:40 by D. Wright Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 22:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Telling your kids you remember when gas was $.99 is like your Grandparents telling you they remember walking to school in the snow barefooted... Both were a long long time ago & will never happen again...
←Rate | 04-14-2011 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After all the eating I have done this winter, I am happy to report my flip-flops still fit.
←Rate | 04-06-2016 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
←Rate | 10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  



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