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   messageicon I liked "Hump Day" a lot more back when it was an fun excuse to have sex instead of now when its just that day of the week when pictures of Miley Cyrus getting banged by a camel fill your status feed.
←Rate | 09-18-2013 07:38 by Michael Comments (0)  

   messageicon How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 10:23 by Jimshoe48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A co-worker told me 'happy hump day' before I finished my first cup of coffee. But its okay, he's dead now so it won't happen again.
←Rate | 05-13-2015 08:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon believes Jimmy Buffet said it best. . . "Why dont we get drunk and screw?" Happy St. Patrick's and Hump Day everyone!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2010 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 06-04-2010 13:48 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 12:55 by rudeDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Latest porn releases: Shaving Private Ryan, Position Impossible, As Big As It Gets, Forest Hump, Riding Miss Daisy, Starwhores and Pornocchio.
←Rate | 12-18-2009 08:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 12:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Didn't Get Humped Today...Calling Bullsh!t, On Hump Day.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 07:57 by Jay Bee Comments (0)  

   messageicon its hump day and I wanna be on top
←Rate | 09-14-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!!
←Rate | 11-21-2012 18:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 00:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying she was ugly, but the dog had to close his eyes just to hump her leg
←Rate | 07-31-2013 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yeah, yeah. It's Hump Day, but get off my leg, please. I don't like you that much.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 08:40 by Linda Comments (0)  

   messageicon i know its hump day but get off my leg.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon :There's nothing more romantic than seeing young lovers dry hump their way through Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 06-29-2012 05:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:59 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lets Do The 2014 New Years Hump Today!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 08:03 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?
←Rate | 11-03-2010 08:32 Comments (0)  

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