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   messageicon one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours
←Rate | 12-02-2009 16:35 by raeanne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?
←Rate | 10-23-2012 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 08:41 by @iJokes_ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon read that Pat Robertson claims all the snow on the East Coast is God punishing them for Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 10:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .
←Rate | 09-06-2013 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter storm named Grayson sounds like it should be wearing a tweed jacket
←Rate | 01-06-2018 02:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if gasoline is based on supply and demand and a third of the Nation has been crippled by this winter storm, doesn't it only make sense that gas goes down in price for at least a few days?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 08:38 by digitalevolutiondj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 10:33 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:00 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Telling your kids you remember when gas was $.99 is like your Grandparents telling you they remember walking to school in the snow barefooted... Both were a long long time ago & will never happen again...
←Rate | 04-14-2011 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 22:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.
←Rate | 01-03-2010 13:31 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon After all the eating I have done this winter, I am happy to report my flip-flops still fit.
←Rate | 04-06-2016 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
←Rate | 10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!
←Rate | 04-14-2013 16:10 Comments (0)  




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