hump day Funny Status Messages

   A co-worker told me 'happy hump day' before I finished my first cup of coffee. But its okay, he's dead now so it won't happen again.

   How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day

   believes Jimmy Buffet said it best. . . "Why dont we get drunk and screw?" Happy St. Patrick's and Hump Day everyone!!!

   Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.

   Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!

   Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.

   Happy TR'HUMP' Day!

   Didn't Get Humped Today...Calling Bullsh!t, On Hump Day.

   its hump day and I wanna be on top

   wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!!

   I didn't hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic.

   I'm not saying she was ugly, but the dog had to close his eyes just to hump her leg

   : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.

   Yeah, yeah. It's Hump Day, but get off my leg, please. I don't like you that much.

   i know its hump day but get off my leg.

   :There's nothing more romantic than seeing young lovers dry hump their way through Wal-Mart...

   With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!

   Lets Do The 2014 New Years Hump Today!

   was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?

   So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !