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   messageicon A co-worker told me 'happy hump day' before I finished my first cup of coffee. But its okay, he's dead now so it won't happen again.
←Rate | 05-13-2015 08:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 10:23 by Jimshoe48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon believes Jimmy Buffet said it best. . . "Why dont we get drunk and screw?" Happy St. Patrick's and Hump Day everyone!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2010 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 06-04-2010 13:48 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 12:55 by rudeDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 12:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy TR'HUMP' Day!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:17 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Didn't Get Humped Today...Calling Bullsh!t, On Hump Day.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 07:57 by Jay Bee Comments (0)  

   messageicon its hump day and I wanna be on top
←Rate | 09-14-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!!
←Rate | 11-21-2012 18:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 00:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying she was ugly, but the dog had to close his eyes just to hump her leg
←Rate | 07-31-2013 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yeah, yeah. It's Hump Day, but get off my leg, please. I don't like you that much.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 08:40 by Linda Comments (0)  

   messageicon i know its hump day but get off my leg.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon :There's nothing more romantic than seeing young lovers dry hump their way through Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 06-29-2012 05:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:59 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lets Do The 2014 New Years Hump Today!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 08:03 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?
←Rate | 11-03-2010 08:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !
←Rate | 08-27-2013 01:22 by JTOK Comments (0)  

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