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   messageicon The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates!
←Rate | 10-02-2010 14:22 by Jeff Comments (2)  

   messageicon now taking reservations for midnight kisses on Friday night. Sign up below.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a shit about the royal wedding and go back to sleep
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
←Rate | 12-03-2012 22:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight!! Woop* Happy Friday the 13th!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 15:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since Friday.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 08:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon loves the smell of Friday in the morning, it smells like... WEEKEND.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 23:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 05:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Possible "Breaking Amish" sequels:.. #1:Friday Night Without Lights... #2:That 1870's Show... #3:The Big Barn Theory...#4:Not-Modern Family
←Rate | 09-26-2014 19:12 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon ''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans
←Rate | 12-19-2012 01:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
←Rate | 02-17-2017 15:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??
←Rate | 03-05-2010 20:18 by jemava Comments (0)  

   messageicon Great Black Friday deal!!! : Sleep..... $0
←Rate | 11-25-2011 09:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday
←Rate | 11-26-2011 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 00:07 by Carolynn Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..
←Rate | 11-28-2014 15:45 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 11-09-2012 08:52 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  

   messageicon February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.
←Rate | 02-15-2012 06:26 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:27 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...
←Rate | 12-10-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  

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