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   messageicon Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??
←Rate | 03-05-2010 20:18 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon a W.T.F. Moment!... If fast food is so unhealthy then why is McDonald's the sponsor of the Olympics???
←Rate | 03-06-2010 10:46 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does it mean when your lady wears a Cleveland Browns jersey to bed.......U aint gonna score!
←Rate | 03-06-2010 11:00 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wise man washes his hands after he pees...... A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 10:58 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to thank Benny Hill for turning me on to British humor and all natural Breast when I was a kid... Still funny and still awesome!!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 22:07 by JEMAVA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Pull my finger... THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!
←Rate | 03-05-2010 20:20 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think life is like masturbation, It's all in the technique!!!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 22:09 by JEMAVA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex in a Snuggie! Now that would be different..
←Rate | 03-06-2010 10:57 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a PBS world with a HBO mind...
←Rate | 03-06-2010 10:59 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!!
←Rate | 03-06-2010 10:49 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so going to Hell now! ..... The good news is I'll see a lot of familiar faces... I CALL SHOTGUN!!
←Rate | 03-17-2010 20:45 by jemava Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think life is like masturbation, It's all in the technique!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 09:11 by JEMAVA Comments (0)  


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