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Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.
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07-15-2012 06:03 by Huck
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I've been burnt by love before. Not in heart broken sort of way but in a the candle wax was a bit to hot way.
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11-08-2010 20:39
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I love having the power to make you read my status updates for no reason. Who's my b*tch? That's right you are!
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04-05-2010 13:03
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Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.
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05-03-2011 12:35 by Seddy90
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Im sure that 24 year old playmate model is not at all interested in Hugh Hefner's money. In fact if he were just a typicaly average senior citizen quite certain she would be equally in love with him. Did I mention I speak fluent sarcasm?
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12-27-2010 08:04
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"Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
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10-27-2011 21:02
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I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I'm roofing.
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06-24-2015 11:51
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I don't fear love's magic, I just fear some magicians.
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02-03-2011 18:48 by Garabo
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Those who say you only fall in love once must not have a FB, cause I see ALOT of PPL falling in love like every other week with a new person!! .. and if this offends you, maybe you need to take a look at your situation.
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09-13-2010 12:39
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My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting dressed to go out when finally she swung open the door and asked "tell me honestly, do I look fat in this?". I replied "yes love, but to be fair, its a small bathroom"
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I love Chinese food as much as the next guy,,, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
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09-26-2014 19:15 by snotty
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A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"
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05-25-2012 11:24
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Definition: Brain - Your body's hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.
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03-01-2013 01:18
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You know its true love when she makes you wanna stop deleting your browser history.
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09-06-2012 06:36
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I love when my boss catches me actually doing work.
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09-14-2012 21:20 by BEGO
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets.So love the people who treat you right. Forget about those who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, and if it changes your life, let it. Enjoy life: you only have one!
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01-01-2011 10:14
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Work like you don't have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
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04-22-2010 17:37 by Joser
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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. ‘Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?
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05-12-2010 08:19
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When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
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04-05-2011 18:43 by BEGO
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