Funny Status Message #21880

X says I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. ‘Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?
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←Rate | 05-12-2010 08:19 | Tags: Approved

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Zara
Thursday May 20, 2010 @ 06:07 AM

Looooool

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