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   messageicon Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon people worry about their "summer body" but I've been working on my "winter weight" for years
←Rate | 09-04-2019 07:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon With winter less than a week away, I've come to the vivid realization that, as human beings, we've been shortchanged by nature. How come we don't get to hibernate?
←Rate | 12-14-2016 01:55 by McFazzella Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's snowing! And I think I'll go outside now for 30 seconds to take a selfie so all my Facebook friends can see how much I love the snow.
←Rate | 02-20-2020 08:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 21:18 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.
←Rate | 01-29-2010 16:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:35 Comments (5)  

   messageicon I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
←Rate | 05-23-2011 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:34 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  

   messageicon how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 15:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!
←Rate | 01-08-2011 12:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter, a dry summer, and no sex for me until at least 2026.
←Rate | 01-30-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:28 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  

   messageicon reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow
←Rate | 01-30-2010 09:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 21:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What I hate most about winter is people coming to bed and touching me their ice cold toes. I know you got your sexy on, but for god's sake wear some socks.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 15:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..
←Rate | 03-20-2013 22:41 by @s2kdarren Comments (1)  

   messageicon snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:28 by ape Comments (0)  

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