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   messageicon Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 21:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What I hate most about winter is people coming to bed and touching me their ice cold toes. I know you got your sexy on, but for god's sake wear some socks.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 15:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was beginning to wonder if the winter's directly before a presidential election year were all warmer than usual due these lie spuing politicians and the amount of hot air hey were expelling.
←Rate | 01-11-2016 16:40 by John Y Comments (3)  

   messageicon I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 09:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The snow storm is way too white, I think it's time to boycott.
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 15:06 by Black ice Comments (0)  

   messageicon Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:04 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:21 by save tjs home Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
←Rate | 11-13-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting a restraining order on Old Man Winter
←Rate | 01-26-2011 14:07 by kman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ready for winter to be over because I need to see the sun again and also so I can stop sitting on cold toilet seats.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 09:22 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...
←Rate | 12-21-2012 07:27 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well.... If this snow fall is the weathermans idea of 7 inches- I bet his wife is a very disappointed woman................
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I'll build me a snowman and dress him up as a security guard, leave him out front to guard that snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2016 09:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:50 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  

   messageicon ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?
←Rate | 01-02-2010 12:18 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

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