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   messageicon I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
←Rate | 05-23-2011 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 15:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!
←Rate | 01-08-2011 12:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter, a dry summer, and no sex for me until at least 2026.
←Rate | 01-30-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:28 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  

   messageicon reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow
←Rate | 01-30-2010 09:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 21:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What I hate most about winter is people coming to bed and touching me their ice cold toes. I know you got your sexy on, but for god's sake wear some socks.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 15:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..
←Rate | 03-20-2013 22:41 by @s2kdarren Comments (1)  

   messageicon snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:28 by ape Comments (0)  

   messageicon A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The snow storm is way too white, I think it's time to boycott.
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 15:06 by Black ice Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:21 by save tjs home Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 09:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
←Rate | 11-13-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

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